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• Bock

  

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  April 24, 2017 9:52:55 PM PDT

  I've got a new assistant sitting on the desk next to me. She seems to like it and her little chirps are very soothing while I'm working.

   

  She seems uninterested in filing paperwork though.

  
• Bock

  

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  April 24, 2017 9:54:57 PM PDT

  New assistant refuses to wear her company hat properly.

  
• catslave

  

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  April 24, 2017 11:05:52 PM PDT

  Very cute you'll have to train her better Bock.
• Catherine

  

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  April 24, 2017 11:27:16 PM PDT

  Yes she isn't much for filing, but she will work for chicken feed.
• AnimalFamily

  

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  April 30, 2017 12:49:01 PM PDT

  Lmao!!
  Yes, she will and she eats better than we do, lol!
  Bock brings a different one in every night. I told the guy who bought them that she will have them "humanized" and eating out of the palm of her hand in to time. Did I lie....I think not!
• Catherine

  

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  April 30, 2017 11:19:01 PM PDT

  You are going to end up with a flock of House Chickens. If only they would litter train and eat from a dish they might be fun around the house.
  The bird looks so comfortable sleeping on the desk. You could knit them all matching sweaters. That would look nice.
• AnimalFamily

  

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  May 1, 2017 8:09:52 AM PDT

  Don't even think it Catherine.
  PapaBear is working on their new living quarters. They have managed to escape their pen and now have full run of the porch. They poop everywhere! I will need a power washer when all is said and done. ;(
• Catherine

  

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  May 2, 2017 8:39:17 PM PDT

  I guess chickens just don't litter train. Too bad. They would be so sweet sitting on your lap in the evening and eating at the table with you. They could snuggle on the bed and keep you warm in the winter. If only they would litter train.
  
  I can imagine your porch. Its good fertilizer. If you can scrape it up you will have bigger and better vegetables this year. Of course you may already be using chicken poop for your garden. If only I could get some from you. I would even help you clean it up.
  Why can't someone invent a transporter machine that would go
  
  take us anywhere, anytime, instantly and free would be nice.
  
  Have fun with the chickens. I still think the sweaters would be cute.