May 2, 2017 8:39:17 PM PDT
I guess chickens just don't litter train. Too bad. They would be so sweet sitting on your lap in the evening and eating at the table with you. They could snuggle on the bed and keep you warm in the winter. If only they would litter train.
I can imagine your porch. Its good fertilizer. If you can scrape it up you will have bigger and better vegetables this year. Of course you may already be using chicken poop for your garden. If only I could get some from you. I would even help you clean it up.
Why can't someone invent a transporter machine that would go
take us anywhere, anytime, instantly and free would be nice.
Have fun with the chickens. I still think the sweaters would be cute.